The only thing fire drills actually teach people is how to sarcastically leave a building as a group.
no offence but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all
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*to the tune of barbie girl* i’m a garbage man,, in a garbage can
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phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IT’S STARTED
IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS
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good transition words to use on your SAT essay:
- however
- although
- not to mention
- macklemoreover
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if this gets 100,000 notes, then we, a gigantic swarm of bees, will personally fight donald trump
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<p> me: why do Bad Things happen to me
me, remembering im a fundamentally horrible person: ah.....yes,..</p>
me, remembering im a fundamentally horrible person: ah.....yes,..</p>
It should be a law that kids have to join the workforce full-time for a few years before they start high school. If I could have grasped how much working sucks by the time I was 14 or 15 years old, I would have had a much greater appreciation for the freedom of high school and college.
If I had a dollar for every time I considered suicide, I’d want to live instead